Cameron Gilbert..Co-founder of the Division of Integrity.. 


Celebrity he most resembles...Think Fabio if Fabio had recently undergone 
chemotherapy, had been bedridden for an entire year and had intravenously 
consumed wesson oil instead of water..This NY based attorney is known for 
his master of diction, kung fu movies and overall chicanery..Known as big 
supporter of Syracuse athletics..


Mike Webb 

Think Bubby Brister, wearing Arnold Jackson's clothes..In college Mike's 
family was known for maintaining non vintage cars in vintage condition..He 
tooled around in various sports cars you would see in shows like Dragnet, 
yet the cars looked like they were still in dragnet..Not repainted, not 
refinished, just UNCHANGED for years..Like he took his ride out of a time 
warp..When he isn't making snide comments about Mike Drummer's selections, 
he can be found examining banks for the Federal Reserve..

Todd McMahon  

A web designer from Northern Virginia..I have been unable to put together a 
great celeb look a like for Todd, maybe a male Martha Stewart?  Anyway, as 
with the previous 2 and next player, a holdover from our previous year..Todd 
was asked to join our league because we feel he is the perfect fantasy 
football member..Doesn't sell out talent and simply tries to win every game 
and keeps the integrity of the league..A quiet solid performer..

Larry Tushman.. 

I would like to come up with a crazy celeb look a like for Larry, but as you 
guys will see..He frankly IS Erik Estrada..How a cuban jew ends up looking 
like a mexican cop amazes me, when it really shouldn't..Larry was known for 
missing entire semesters of class in college when new games came out on 
Sega..A penchant for Chicago Bears..Look for Urlacher to be gone by round 3, 
maybe 2..Currently resides in Charlottesville where he manages a hotel..If 
you ever visit Charlottesville and your soap has an extension chord 
attatched to it, you are staying in his hotel..

Gaelen Kash..  

Resembles Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld..This guy's eyebrows make Michael 
Dukakis look like Butterbean..Married and living in Richmond, Kash was a 
friend of ours from college and an avid Buffalo Bills fan..Loves talking 
shit and we look forward to him in the league..

Blaine Lehner.. 

One of my comrades on VBPD..Big Tampa Bay fan (as is Todd McMahon) who from 
the moment I showed him how scoresheet runs their league demanded entry..I 
guess if I had to come up with a celeb look a like for him it would be Jason 
Hervey, the older brother on The Wonder Years..Currently making passionate 
love to a girl in State PD academy..Known for walking around shirtless in 
parking lot of Bally's..Has personalized license plate that says 
"Louganis"..

Art Verrault..  

VBPD..A New Englander who follows all the teams he is supposed to..BC, 
Celtics, Pats, Sox..If I had to come up with a celeb look a like, I would 
say Ann Margaret..Didn't take much to convince this cat to get in the 
league..He may start out slow, but like Lehner, once he figures out how the 
defense and league runs, his sports ego will not allow him to lay low..

Scott Pertee..  

Another VBPD from West Va..Kind of a quite assassin..Keeps a low profile, 
yet never opens the trunk of his car in well lit areas..I can't vouch for 
his dedication, but will look forward to making him suffer at PCT if his 
team sucks..NAh, I can't flex on this guy..Because his team WON'T 
suck..Lehner won't allow him any dignity if it does..

Young Steven Berger.. 

Almost considered a pariah of the league before even playing his first 
game..Younger brother of Marc Berger (www.marcbergerfuckedus.com) the man 
who is partly responsible for this offshoot league..Steven kinda resembles 
Kurgan from WWF combined with Joey Fatone..Is often known to have a pencil 
thin moustache like Boris from Bullwinkle..Steven was offered a slot in the 
league because he is a good friend and has always helped out our past league 
selflessly..Steven probably doesn't know football like the rest of us, and 
will have to actually learn a bit more..His will be a trial by fire..If he 
works hard, he can achieve greatness..And I hope he does, because he takes 
shit too well, thus making it unfun to bust on him..

Jeff Durr.. 

VBPD..4th Pct..Celeb Look A like is Paul Williams (Little Enos from Smokey 
and The Bandit Movies)..I told him he should name his team "Durr Kommissar" 
as a tribute to late German superstar, Falco..Talked fantasy fooball with 
him while sitting on the hood of a squad car for like 15 hours during 4th of 
July weekend..He seemed to know his stuff and I felt bad that we didn't have 
a spot for him, then kismet, Linger finds out that there is a Teletubby 
sports card show in 7-11 parking lot the Friday night of draft and BAM..We 
now have a better 12th..Durr is a big Steeler fan and his favorite player of 
all time is Cliff Stout..

Craig Gimby..  

Another newcomer to fantasy football..If I recall Gimby is a Steelers fan 
also..The celeb he most resembles?..Think Sting from The Police, but project 
Sting's hairline 30 years into the future and you have Gimby..While I don't 
know much about his football knowledge, he comes well recommended from Todd 
McMahon..